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HOME: (Home creaks. He sounds like, “-.-. .... . -.-. -.- -- .- - .”)
(NOTE: there is an audible click right before they begin “speaking.”)
FRANK: …Checkmate? Checkmate?!
HOME: (Home creaks repeatedly, he sounds like he is laughing.)
FRANK: You’re laughing at me! I wonder how you did it… I can’t believe you won again; you do the same opener every time!
HOME: (Home creaks. He sounds like, “.. -.- -. --- .-- .-- .... .- - .-- --- .-. -.- ...”)
FRANK: I wish it was that easy for me. Hmmm… You’re not cheating, are you? (Laughs slightly. It sounds like he is putting the pieces away.)
HOME: (Home sounds mad.)
FRANK: I’m joking! You’re the nicest house in the neighborhood…
HOME: (Home creaks. It sounds like a chuckle. Then he sounds like, Morse code: “-. .. -.-. . .-. - .... .- -. -.-- --- ..- .-. ...”)
FRANK: (Frank chuckles with him.)
You make a good point. Maybe… we should add some window boxes. Might be a little hard to see past the flowers, if you wouldn’t mind.
HOME: (Home creaks. He sounds like, “.. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-.. .. -.- . - .... .- - ”)
(Home is tapping funny. He is shaking. He keeps opening and closing his doors.)
FRANK: Home, what’s wrong?! Tap it out! Tap it out!
HOME: (Home won’t calm down. Home sounds like, “-... ..- --.”)
FRANK: B… U… Oh! Oh! Where is it?!
HOME: (Home sounds like, “-.. --- -. --- - -.- -. --- .--.”)
FRANK: Don’t worry, I’ll find it! Just hold still!
(Frank looks around the bushes and flowers near Home’s front door.)
Aha! There you are! You little rascal…
(Frank gingerly pushes the bug onto his hand before stepping away from Home and showing the bug.)
Look, look, they’re off! See?
HOME: (Home opens one eye and looks at Frank’s hands. Home creaks. It sounds like, “- .... .- -. -.- -.-- --- ..-”)
WALLY: What are you doing?
FRANK: (Frank jumps in surprise, then relaxes.)
O-Oh! Hello Wally, I didn’t see you there! Home’s alright, he just had a little scare with a beetle.
WALLY: Not that. You were talking to Home. You understand him too.
FRANK: I do! He has a lot to say, wouldn’t you agree?
WALLY: …I…
FRANK: …Wally, you don’t understand Home?
WALLY: I do not. Home does not talk.
FRANK: Well, not like you or I do. But he still speaks in other ways, just like the flowers do with Julie. You just have to be open to listening to them.
WALLY: So I listen. How do you listen. What do you hear.
FRANK: Well it’s like… Alright, don’t laugh but… I just use morse code to understand him! You know… The dits and dahs?
WALLY: I do not understand what that is.
FRANK: That’s easy! It’s an alphabet composed of dots and dashes, or in this case I suppose it would be various sounds! Doorknob turn… A creaking door… I’ll teach you how if you’d like! I’m still a bit of an amateur myself.
WALLY: Yes. Please show me.
FRANK: Of course! Home, would you mind being our partner?
HOME: (Home creaks. It sounds like, “--. --- --- -.”)
FRANK: Thank you! It’s always a little tough to learn something unfamiliar, but it’s fun and rewarding once you get the hang of it! You know something, Wally? It’s a very funny coincidence, but I had to teach Home too…
[Audio ends.]
Make your webpage feel just like home by spreading the good word about Welcome Home with these fun and silly stickers, animated gifs, toys, banners, and more!
Remember, there’s no place like Home, neighbor!